Top 10 Travel Knock-Knock Jokes

A few years ago, Oklahoman Steve Reynolds and I deemed 2006 the ‘year of the knock-knock joke’ and tried to create a full year’s worth of knock-knock jokes, each a ‘double joke’ with two themes covered in each (eg South America & Pants, Central Asia & Preparedness for Lunch). Ultimately it failed.

Here are the top ten travel-related ones.

1. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pakistan
Pakistan who?
Pakistanwich, you might get hungry

2. Knock knock
Who’s there
India
India who?
India-vent you don’t pack a sandwich, we can pick up tacos

3. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Venezuela
Venezuela who?
Venezuela Jennings die?
’twas 2002, wasn’t it?

4. Knock knock
Who’s there
Ho Chi Minh
Ho Chi Minh who?
Ho Chi Minh looking for Ho Chi Mamas

5. Knock knock
Who’s there
Kuala Lampur
Kuala Lampur who?
Kuala Lamp, ur, I might to say Polar Bear Lamp

6. Knock knock
Who’s there
Komsomolsk*
Komsomolsk who?
Kom-som-olsk-ary guys with pitchforks, let me in, kind sir
‘kay

[* A WWII monument in Komsomolsk, Russia, is pictured at the top of the post, from my 2008 trip]

7. Knock knock
Who’s there
Morocco
Morocco who?
Morocco roll record collection got stolen
That sucks

8. Knock knock
Who’s there
Canada
Canada who?
Can a dang fool, such as yourself, not fix the doorbell?
Sorry ’bout dat

9. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Guatemala
Guatemala who?
Guate mal ar a store nearby? I’m needing some new acid washed jeans

10. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Falklands
Falklands who
(I’m) Falkland sick of this
True ‘dat

About Robert Reid

Robert Reid is a travel writer (Lonely Planet, New York Times, ESPN), travel expert (Today Show, CNN's Headline News), travel videographer (76-Second Travel Show) and travel artist (don't ask).
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5 Responses to Top 10 Travel Knock-Knock Jokes

  1. Wow ! That are really so funny jokes. Thanks for these jokes.

  2. I read your jokes here, I could not understood but these made me laugh. What the funny language is this ?

  3. zodiaco says:

    You are an afortunate one to work on the travel bussiness…as a comedian you never had been too far :P

  4. Mi opinion says:

    Oh my gosh! They’ re horrible jokes,ja,ja